Delia -v- The Real Woman

Bebi · **Bebi**

> Delia -v- The Real Woman
> A few culinary tips.......
>
> Delia's Way
> Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
ice-cream drips.
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake.

> You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it
anyway.
>
> Delia's Way
> To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
> potatoes.
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
>
> Delia's Way
> When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the

> dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside
of
> the cake.
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
>
> Delia's Way
> If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in

> a potato slice.
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t.
> Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will
> eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
>
> Delia's Way
> Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it
> will keep for weeks
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> It could keep forever. Who eats it?
>
> Delia's Way
> Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
> forehead. The throbbing will go away.
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8
ounces
> of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you
> wont give a sh*t.
>
> And finally...
>
>
>
> Delia's Way
> Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> Leftover wine???? Helllloooo............

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