Now I lay me down to sleep...

Bebi · **Bebi**

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy is thick and long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call he won't take weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair, opens my door,
Massages my back and begs for more.
Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I say "How big is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a-twitching;
In the hall, the bathroom, the garden and kitchen;
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the shithead you sent me instead!!!

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