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Post subject: Never choke in a restaurant in the South...
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> Two hillbillies walk into a bar.
> While having a shot of whiskey,
> they talk about their moonshine operation.
> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
> who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
> After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
> that she is in real distress.
> One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
> "Kin ya swallar?"
> The woman shakes her head no.
> "Kin ya breathe?"
> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
> The hillbilly walks over to the
> woman,!
> lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her
> drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
> lick with his tongue.
> The woman is so shocked that she has a v! iolent
> spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
> As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
> walks slowly back to the bar.
> His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
> 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
> but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
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HAHA LMAO where they from Fyffe Alabama?
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