My material part1- The War and the Government

Rhyknow · **Rhyknow**

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this comedic material are a little... sore... They are purely intended to express my views and opinions on certain matters such as religion, war and politics... Any mention of illicit drugs on this post or any of the other posts i put up are not, and i repeat NOT intended to promote recreational drug use, or drug abuse, but merely to raise awareness on the fact that drug use is not all black and white, as the government portrays it, but merely much grey area. Any views on religion is purely my opinion, and it is not intended to cause offense to anyone in particular, however people may not like what I say about christianity. If ANYONE is offended by any of my material, i would like to apologize now, because all i am trying to do is showcase my material... Adult language has been severely reduced, even eliminated, since this is a forum. If anyone would like to obtain some of my uncensored material, which also contains more expletive content about drugs, feel free to email me...
One last thing: I try and keep this original as possible. I will admit, a lot of my material has been heavily influenced by the late, great Bill Hicks however I will say that i'm not agreeing with him just to gain credit, I am agreeing with him because I beleive what he says is correct.
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The war in Iraq was absolutely insane, i'll tell you all this... The first gulf-war for me was an odd thing to watch. I'll say one thing though, those rednecks were in Hog Heaven in Iraq. They had a big weapons catalogue
"What's G-12 do Tommy?"
"Says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth. Helps us pay for the war effort"
"Well pull that one up!" SSSSSBOOOOMMM!!!!
"Cool, what's G-13 do?"

But i suppose everyone got boners over the technology... And i admit, it was pretty amazing, watching a missle fly down an air vent. But couldn't we feesably use that same technology to... shoot food at hungry people? Fly over Ethiopia "there's a guy who needs a banana!" SBOOM! The stealth banana... Smart Fruit...
The thing that got me over Iraq was the disparity and the casualties... Iraq had 150 000 casualties... We had... 79. Does that mean if we had sent 80 guys over there we still would have won this war? One guy in a ticker-tape parade
"I did it hey!! You're welcome!!"
"Great work Tommy, how'd you do it?"
"I pulled up G-12! It was in the catalogue!!"

But jeez... The war... In the UK it was mad... the amount of media coverage that they got over there. The prime minister must've been a little annoyed at that..; The soldiers were getting more coverage than him! But I noticed that the UK sort of served as the USs lapdog... Theen around 10 years later, the same thing happens...

I have a few home truths about Iraq... Did you know that Hussein was put into power by the US and UK? Then we come and bomb em again!
I'm so sick of us arming these little 3rd world countries and then blowing them up when we get better weapons.
"We gave you guys the SCUD but now we have the Patriot! The SCUD times 2!!"
"It is great! Americans gave us muskets! They won the civil war with muskets!"
"Yeah, a few centuries ago!" TSSST
"What's that?"
"Musket repellent!"

But for a while, everyone got scared over the ELITE REPUBLICAN GUARD... "Yeah, we're doing OK, but we've yet to face the ELITE REPUBLICAN GUARD!!!" I imagined these guys as 50ft tall sand warriors BOOM BOOM! "We've never lost a battle... We sweat bullets!!"
Weelll, after 1 month of bombing and not a response from these guys, they simply became the Republican Guard... Not as Elite as we had thought... Then they went from the "Elite Republican Guard" to the "Republican Guard" to the "Republicans made this bull up about there ever being guards out there"... We hope you enjoyed the fireworks show!

And I knew Clinton was one of the boys when he bombed Iraq. What? It was because of an alleged assassination attempt against Bush that we have to go and kill a few hundred people? Jeez.. What I think we should have done, was embarrass the Iraqis instead... We should have killed Bush ourselves and made them look bad.
"Yeah, you guys couldn't quite do it, could you?"

Another thing that annoys me about the military is the issue of gays in the military. Where they wouldn't let them in... here's my opinion: Anyone... DUMB ENOUGH to want to join the military... Should be allowed in. I got so sick of these military guys saying "oh, the esprit de corps will be affected and..." Excuse me, but arent you all just HIRED KILLERS? MORALITY DOES NOT COME INTO IT AND WHEN WE NEED YOU TO COME AND KILL A NATION OF "LITTLE BROWN PEOPLE" WE'LL TELL YOU!
"Oh, i don't want gays looking at me while i'm killing kids!" SHUT UP!

But the government annoys me... The fact that we live in a world where a totalitarian government can control us by partitioning information in such away as to make us beleive whatever they want us to beleive scares me...

Before i go, i'll leave you all with one little thing, and i'm saying this because i love you all...
You know all the money we spend a year on making weapons to kill? Trillions of dollars... TRILLIONS... We could take all that money and feesably use it to feed, home and cloth all the people in the world, and still have enough money to explore space together...

But that's enough from me... If anyone is interested in hearing more, uncensored material of mine, feel free to PM me or email me at rhyknow@gmail.com

Jay

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Some of those are good! big grin

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