My Material part4: Commercialism and the Artistic Rollcall

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Disclaimer: The views expressed in this comedic material are a little... sore... They are purely intended to express my views and opinions on certain matters such as religion, war and politics... Any mention of illicit drugs on this post or any of the other posts i put up are not, and i repeat NOT intended to promote recreational drug use, or drug abuse, but merely to raise awareness on the fact that drug use is not all black and white, as the government portrays it, but merely much grey area. Any views on religion is purely my opinion, and it is not intended to cause offense to anyone in particular, however people may not like what I say about christianity. If ANYONE is offended by any of my material, i would like to apologize now, because all i am trying to do is showcase my material... Adult language has been severely reduced, even eliminated, since this is a forum. If anyone would like to obtain some of my uncensored material, which also contains more expletive content about drugs, feel free to email me...
One last thing: I try and keep this original as possible. I will admit, a lot of my material has been heavily influenced by the late, great Bill Hicks however I will say that i'm not agreeing with him just to gain credit, I am agreeing with him because I beleive what he says is correct.
Finally, all material expressed in these posts or in emails sent from me, to you is MY material! I know you guys are not the types to steal material from anyone, but I can never be too careful. Thank you for taking the time to read this disclaimer, and I hope you enjoy my material...

Man... I'm annoyed that I can't get American TV over here, because as I write this i'm missing my favorite cultural train wreck: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno... Me and my friends have a little poll going on, on which guests Jay'll have when he finally puts a 9mm into his mouth and blow away his dorito shilling head away. I think it's gonna be one of the Backstreet boys, but my friends beg to differ, thinking Ben Affleck is a more likely candidate...

"So, we're here on the tonight show with Jay Leno and we're here with Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys... Jeez, it has always been my... Comedic dream to be 56 and interviewing a Tony Danza wannabe. So, Nick, you doing OK, hmm?"

"... Yeeeah!"

"Hmm, and you got a car? You driving yet?"

"... Yeeah!"

"And you dating? You with anyone? You got someone special?"

"Yes. No. She thinks so, i don't heeeheee!"

"God, what have I done with my life?" BOOOOMMM!! His brains splatter on the wall behind him in the form of the NBC peacock, because he's a company man to the bitter end. Maybe get an Uzi, turn him into a blood sprikler BRRRR! BRRRR! "I used to be funny!" BRRR!!!

And it all started when he did that Dorito's commercial. Here's a little statement for you all: You do a commercial and you're off the artistic roll-call forever. And he did it when he didn't even need the money, that's what ticks me off... See if you're a young, first time actor, maybe i'll turn the other way, but if you are making millions every week, i think you are scum.
"You're just jealous because you've never been on his show!" How true...

Actually, i was asked to do a commercial... Seriously in the UK last year for a product called, get this... Orange Drink... I asked them "what's it called?" ORANGE DRINK... I thought, yeah, they've got me down to a T!

"When i'm not ranting about a totalitarian government who partition information on the airwaves in such a way to make us beleive whatever they want us to beleive; My throat get's parched! That's why I drink... Orange Drink!"

jeez...

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