Kids say...

Bebi · **Bebi**

Guess I'd best be careful on what I say from now on then!! lol

Children Writing About The Sea:

1 This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2 Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3 If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all
round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

4 Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5 A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8 )

6 My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

7 When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.
Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the
wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William
age 7)

8 I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do
mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9 I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming
and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just
got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10 Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you
a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to
plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11 When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
small. (Kevin age 6)

12 Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go
down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13 On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very
fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie
age 7)

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Geri_Berri · **Geri_Berri**

4 Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5 A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age

6 My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

The above had me in fits of laughter...especially no.4 Mr. Green

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Bebi · **Bebi**

KIDS AINT DUMB

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER :
Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you ! always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

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