FAKE.........Miracles?

Geri_Berri · **Geri_Berri**

Miami Times Satire of TV faith healers: 1982)

My Fellow Christian:

As you know, the work of the Lord is a mighty burden for those of us blessed with the sweet weight of His mission, But spreading the Gospel can be expensive and that is why we have come to you with a request for a donation of, oh, say $100.
Is $100 too much to ask for His work? Of course not, If you don't have $100, get down on your knees and ask the Saviour to take you to the place where you can get it. I'm sure you realize that not coming up with the donation could put you in the position of ignoring God's will and HE HAS INDICATED TO US THAT YOUR SOUL COULD BURN IN EVERLASTING HELL IF YOU DON'T COME UP WITH THE LOOT!
In Jesus' Name,
TV Faith healer
Smilie_PDT

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El Bandito · **El Bandito**

LOL..!!!! I like this one Geri...

"Ron White" a comedian from the USA...said it pretty funny too..One day he's sittin in a bean bag, naked eating cheetos watching tv.

He was watching a televangilist....hehe

Televeangilist: Our you lonely
Ron White: Yeah I am
Televangilist: Have you spent your whole life persuing the sins of the flesh?
Ron White:...Yeah I have..hehe
Televangilist: Our you in a bean bag, naked eating cheetos?
Ron White: This guys good!!!
Televangilist: Do you feel the need to send us $1,000.00
Ron White: Wooo Close... I thought for a moment this guy was talkin about me LMAOF

Why do they need money...for forgivness? So they can go out an persue the sins of the flesh...and have the best in life at other people expense...LOL...El Bandito

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