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Eyebrowgate - Derek's Eyebrows cause closure of an entire website!

How could Derek's Eyebrows cause the closure of an entire website? Read on

Yes it is true, in what must be the most ridiculous scandal to ever hit the Acorah family, Derek Acorah's eyebrows have cause the closure of his own Official Derek Acorah Forum.

The forum at http://www.derekacorahforum.org is now offline after an incident at Derek's recent show in Southport.

At the show, which is regularly frequented by Derek Acorah fans from his official forum, one of the group approached Derek.

They could have asked any question, they could've asked about the workings of the afterlife, they could've asked about Dereks spirit guide Sam, they could even have asked about what he thought of Yvette.

But no, these are Derek Acorah fans so you need lower the level of intelligence a touch, the young fan said

"Kay's asked me to ask you what's the matter with your eyebrows?"

(Firstly it needs to be established that Kay is the owner and admin of Derek Acorahs official forum)

Well Derek of course reeled back in shock, what a question to ask.

The problem was that the question was not asked in a jocular fashion, instead it was made almost as a demand.

Derek left the scene of the incident, shocked.

Other fans of Derek heard what had been asked, and took the hump on Dereks behalf, they later asked Kay why on earth she would pass on amessage like this to be asked.

She has denied that she asked for the message to be passed on.

Since then things have just escalated from there.

Emails have been sent, arguments have gone out of control, and Eyebrowgate is now the most serious catastrophy to ever face the Acorah family.

We approached Derek Acorah for comment, but he was too upset to comment.

Everyone here at BadPsychics are totally shocked, and upset.

Derek's Eyebrows are a national institution, we are considering starting a charity in support of Derek's eyebrows.

If we have any more news of this very serious news story then we wil bring it to you.

Signing off.
Jon Donnis - A very upset Journalist.

UPDATE:
I have just been informed that the website in question has now being re-opened!
Eyebrowgate is finally open.

I for one will sleep well tonight


Source: http://badpsychics.com/thefraudfi...dules/news/article.php?storyid=48



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TOKYO (Reuters) - A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying.
The 58-year-old unemployed man went into a branch of the Saitama Resona Bank in the town of Kumagaya, north of Tokyo, on Wednesday, intending to rob it, a police spokesman said.
According to local media reports the man first asked a bank teller, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" The teller alerted another member of staff, who asked the man to leave.
"He left quietly when asked to," the police spokesman said.
However, the staff member escorting the man out of the bank noticed the knife sticking out of his pocket and a bloodstain on his trousers.
Police arrested the man for illegal possession of a weapon.
"He didn't brandish the knife at anyone ... but he injured himself in the leg," the police spokesman said.



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